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I can laugh at myself so I have problem sharing this. I went on a match.com date last night. I was really nervous and my stomach was being a bastard. I felt so damn gassy my stomach was distended. I took her to dinner and couldn't even eat. I had to leave the table twice to deflate during dinner. After dinner her and I were standing outside talking about where to go next. I was doing the nervous 5th grader and kicking the gravel around while talking to her. One of the times that I swung my leg around I let one rip. Here I am standing with a girl that hardly knows me and I fart. I just kept talking like it never happened. She didn't say anything so I'm not sure if she just didn't care or didn't notice. I'm hoping for the second one, lol. Sorry if this is TMI but I thought it was funny.:haha: