[xx700xx]

I can laugh at myself so I have problem sharing this. I went on a match.com date last night. I was really nervous and my stomach was being a bastard. I felt so damn gassy my stomach was distended. I took her to dinner and couldn't even eat. I had to leave the table twice to deflate during dinner. After dinner her and I were standing outside talking about where to go next. I was doing the nervous 5th grader and kicking the gravel around while talking to her. One of the times that I swung my leg around I let one rip. Here I am standing with a girl that hardly knows me and I fart. I just kept talking like it never happened. She didn't say anything so I'm not sure if she just didn't care or didn't notice. I'm hoping for the second one, lol. Sorry if this is TMI but I thought it was funny.:haha:

 

[92K1500]

Niceeee.

I've never done the whole internet dating thing so I can't talk from that, but it doesn't matter who I'm around. If I have to fart I let it rip. It's a natural body function and if you don't like it you can either:

A. Leave
B. Suck it up

 

[Red-N-BlackXX]

That's hilarious Scott! :haha:
Was she hot though? Second date? What's the skinny???

 

[92K1500]

OH YEAH!!!!

I cant believe I forgot.

 

[xx700xx]

OH YEAH!!!!

I cant believe I forgot.

Yea, that would be weird. I'm not posting pics of her. I can tell you shes cute and weighs no more than a 100 lbs!

 

[xx700xx]

That's hilarious Scott! :haha:
Was she hot though? Second date? What's the skinny???

She gave me her number and wants me to call her so I see more flatulence in my future.

 

[92K1500]

I'm not posting pics of her.

 

[xx700xx]

LOL, thats awesome. Whos knows, if things work out maybe you'll see her in some atv pics.:hey:

 

[92K1500]

maybe you'll see her in some atv pics.:hey:

 

[roadkill]

Now that's a good way to make a great first impression. At least you didn't let it rip DURING dinner in a crowded restaurant. :lol:

roadkill

 

[Craigy72]

I would have done it in the crowded restaurant...Then there's people to blame...

 

[xx700xx]

I would have done it in the crowded restaurant...Then there's people to blame...

Two problems, there weren't that many people in the restaurant and I'd feel guilty ruining everyone's appetite.

 

[scuzz]

Tell her that when you're around her you just feel really relaaaaaaaaxed.



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[xx700xx]

Tell her that when you're around her you just feel really relaaaaaaaaxed.

How dare you break wind before me! I'm sorry baby I didn't know it was your turn!

I talked to her today, she wants to go out again. Maybe shes in to that sort of thing. lol

 

[scuzz]

That's awesome. Congrats man!



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[92K1500]

Dutch oven?

 

[xx700xx]

Hot pocket?

 

[dagirl71]

all I can say is women don't pass gas... but you all are to funny. Scott glad you got the second date...internet dating is the thing now! Ever see the commercial with the gal who lets one rip in the car and didnt see the couple in the back seat???? NEVER do that!!!



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[EEHonda]

Dutch oven?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am rolling!

 

[vfm2010]

all I can say is women don't pass gas... but you all are to funny. Scott glad you got the second date...internet dating is the thing now! Ever see the commercial with the gal who lets one rip in the car and didnt see the couple in the back seat???? NEVER do that!!!

Nikki your full of gas if you think we buy that women don't pass gas, besides my wife farted as I was reading this and I did it while typing it. :lol::lol:

Scott you need to perfect the one cheek sneek before the next date.