[roadkill]

I wanna see what you all come up with for this pic.
Another caption pic for tomorrow as well.

roadkill

 

[wylee]

i know i have gas. i dont think its that bad....

 

[Tory trx]

"Oh damn, I wonder if Benny knew he was laying in a puddle?"

 

[skier207]

Watch this, hold my beer.

 

[phucknutz]

"F it we have free health care now!"

 

[dagirl71]

"dang my shadow makes me look 15 ft tall, WTF were did he come from???"

 

[scuzz]

Guys, three threads is plenty.

 

[Baxter]

"Scarecrow steals quad and mows down owner"

 

[EEHonda]

Guys, three threads is plenty.

Off topic, this is a caption thread.

 

[rappyfreak]

Yeah, shame on you Gary....

"Cool speed bump!"

 

[scuzz]

"With his new Raptor ___________ was free to be as gay as he wanted to be. Too bad Carl got in his way."

 

[Garrett22]

who knew you could get this much air off of your friends!?

what are friends for?

 

[Nash04]

Oh! Shit! That's going to hurt!!

 

[700xxmaniac]

''woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot''

 

[roadkill]

How about these...

Guy on quad...... "Look Ma, no hands!"
Guy on ground... "look Ma, no brains!"

"Guess who lost that bet"

"MENSA members"

Guy on ground... "Are you sure this is how Baxter gets ready for a race?"

"I told you he could sleep anywhere at any time"

"Not exactly what he had in mind when she said she wanted to be on top once in a while"

"Well, how do you think I became known as roadkill?"
(kinda surprised that someone else didn't make the connection like that)


roadkill

 

[USMC0861]

and this is why i am now confined to this wheel chair and breathe through this hole in my throat...

 

[dagirl71]

OPTIMISM
"if I close my eyes he will go away!"

 

[droby1242]

lol this stuff makes me laugh!!!!

 

[RemingtonSteel]

guy on ground:"didnt you just see me try it didnt work out so well!!, gotta get an xx to land better"

 

[scuzz]

[to buddy on ground]

"Does this air make my ass look big?"