HAHA, I dated a girl for 4 years. Got back from submarine life overseas, and the first thing I said was I am going to the Honda shop to buy a new bike and wheeler instead of seeing her. I mean she didn't even come to see me w/ my Parents as the boat pulled in. Well I got home, got in my sweet truck, and picked her up (hoping for some fun on the 30 mile trip to the shop

) and went to Honda. She said if I got another toy w/ out buying her a ring we were done (which I actually purchased a ring a few months prior and was waiting for the dumb VDAY, as she always wanted), and also if I got another motorcycle we were done. Well, in one swift attempt to keep what was sacred to me (my manhood which has been deprived due to being on a damn submarine) and wanting only 3 things at that current time, (700XX, another 600RR and the magical thing that females have) I was trying to settle for all 3. While in the Honda shop, I walked next door to a little coffee shop, put two quarters in the gumball machine, and produced a ring for the girlfriend. It looked magical to me. Then I proceeded to buy the XX and RR, after signing the papers, I loaded the XX in the back of the truck, had to go back in a week to pick up the Bike, and then I asked her to marry me (with the toy ring). Presenting the ugly a$$ ring, she looked at me in disbelief, and I had to tell her that toys came first (as they always have) and that girls that couldn't buy their own engagement ring came last. I was thinking that there isn't going to be a girl that tells me what I can and can't buy with my own money, especially one that hasn't seen me in 9 months and can't get off her delicately proportioned bumm and make a 3 hour trek with my parents. IDK why, but she didn't want me to give her a ride home (didn't find the fake ring funny I suppose). We haven't talked since that day (and she even knows now that I had a real ring). I have to say that b/c of that, I am blessed b/c now I am dating a girl that doesn't believe in the dumb day like myself.