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First off, there are skateboarders next door and they like to do "tricks" and call each other "dude" most afternoons. They have their ramps and rails and such stuff to do their tricks off of.

I wait till my sidewalk gets dirty and then go out there late at night and spread a bunch of kitty litter all over the place... in front of their house as well as several of the houses next to them... takes all of 2 minutes to do it good. Have you ever seen a skateboard wheel hit something like a piece of kitty litter? Skateboard stops dead, but the rider doesn't. This forces them to sweep the sidewalk... all the sidewalk... before they can skate. It also forces them to do a real good job because it only takes one piece of missed kitty litter to land them on their face... that can be quite funny as well.
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you are very creative! and scary to have as a neighbor...riding your quad two stories, stinky dog, kitty litter...what else do you put the neighborhood through! lol

I would however live across the street laughing my butt off I am sure!



 

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Going to try that one scuzz.:D
Do remember he is from San Franfreakshow.
You have a crazy mind roadkill , but it makes laugh.:lmao:
 

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1. They don't know it's me that does it... that's why I spread it in front of several houses... actually apartment buildings... could even be one of the neighbors from the apartments across the street.

2. I don't have a lawn. In S.F., many houses butt right up to the sidewalk.

3. They don't know it, but I'm their landlord. I just use a property management company for those apartments.

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roadkill I like you more and more I find out... I bet you have stories that would make me cry with laughter!



 

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roadkill I like you more and more I find out... I bet you have stories that would make me cry with laughter!
I don't list my mods in my sig, but the quote from Pink Floyd kinda fits me pretty good.

Have you ever looked at the list of ingredients on a can of cat food or dog food? There is NO cat in cat food and there's NO dog in dog food. I don't know if I should be relieved or feel cheated.

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[FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif]hmmm.... i always wondered...if I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?[/FONT]



 

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any ideas to shut barking dogs up? neighbors dont give a crap, neither do the cops. a hard lesson is the only next step.
are they barking to go in or noises? I used a water gun and when my dog barked I would shoot him with out knowing it was me...he learned quickly if he barked water would hit him from no where...this only works if they dont catch you doing it...



 

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the owners let them outside and the first thing they do is run around the yard barking their heads off, and continue to do so for about 20 min before they are let back inside. this will then repeat 6-10 times daily. between 2am and 6am is the only silence.
 

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Go to your local zoo and get some mountain lion poop... toss it over the fence into their yard. Those dogs won't go into the yard anymore... they'll be too f'ing afraid to go outside. Let them bark all they want... in their own house.

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I don't list my mods in my sig, but the quote from Pink Floyd kinda fits me pretty good.

Have you ever looked at the list of ingredients on a can of cat food or dog food? There is NO cat in cat food and there's NO dog in dog food. I don't know if I should be relieved or feel cheated.

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And I found out that vegetarian burgers don't contain any vegetarians. Don't figure:D
 
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