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The 2 worst things in the world are an a$shole with power and a proactive dumbas$...
 

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You will get to a point in life were it will start taking away more things than it gives so enjoy life while you can.
 

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Never kick a man when he's down... Only when he's not looking.
 

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When you are faced with a job that seems impossible, aproach it like its impossible to fail. When going after Moby Dick bring along the tatar sauce......
 

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Walk into a room with confidence and posture. Even if you are nervous act cool and confident, most people cant tell the difference.
 

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In the grocery store, the clerk asked me if I wanted a bag. I replied, "No thanks, I'm already married".
 

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If life gives you lemons be sure to bring tequila and salt.
 

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Don't eat yellow snow.
 

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You cannot win an argument with a woman. When you think you understand women and know how they play the game, they change the rules.

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in regaurds to women. "Like monkeys they are; won't let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another."

"it's better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubts." - Samuel Langhorne Clemens
 

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The difference between reputation and character. Reputation is what people think you are and character is what people know you are.
 
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