[scuzz]

As the title states give someone else some wisdom. Please keep it clean though as there are other sites for sexual wisdom....

 

[rappyfreak]

The 2 worst things in the world are an a$shole with power and a proactive dumbas$...

 

[VelociRaptor]

You will get to a point in life were it will start taking away more things than it gives so enjoy life while you can.

 

[VelociRaptor]

A lesbian frog once said to another "wow, we do taste like chicken!"

 

[VelociRaptor]

Once you get the game of life all figured out you have ran out of quarters.

 

[VelociRaptor]

Never slap some one chewing tobacco.

 

[VelociRaptor]

Never discuss business in an elevator, never know whos listening.

 

[roadkill]

Never kick a man when he's down... Only when he's not looking.

 

[VelociRaptor]

When you are faced with a job that seems impossible, aproach it like its impossible to fail. When going after Moby Dick bring along the tatar sauce......

 

[VelociRaptor]

Walk into a room with confidence and posture. Even if you are nervous act cool and confident, most people cant tell the difference.

 

[roadkill]

In the grocery store, the clerk asked me if I wanted a bag. I replied, "No thanks, I'm already married".

 

[rappyfreak]

If life gives you lemons be sure to bring tequila and salt.

 

[scuzz]

Get in trouble when you're young, it's easier to get out of than when you're old.

 

[Andy07]

always wear sunscreen... :lmao:

 

[5W0P3]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[Andy07]

righty tighty lefty loosey.

 

[scuzz]

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.- Mark Twain

 

[roadkill]

You cannot win an argument with a woman. When you think you understand women and know how they play the game, they change the rules.

roadkill

 

[Andy07]

in regaurds to women. "Like monkeys they are; won't let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another."

"it's better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubts." - Samuel Langhorne Clemens

 

[VelociRaptor]

The difference between reputation and character. Reputation is what people think you are and character is what people know you are.