I live close to Golden Gate Park and we get critters from there all the time in our yard. Last night, our dog had a close encounter of the skunk kind. You'd think that the moron dog would learn not to f*ck with skunks after the 4th or 6th time... Not our retarded mutt. Now our whole yard smells just soooo nice. The dog don't smell too good either. Isn't there a law against owning retarded pets?