"Quien Es Mas Macho!" - A Spanish-language game show in an old Saturday Night Live skit. Bill Murray played the host, and contestants were asked to guess which of two actors was more macho (I believe Senor Montalban consistently came out on top.) In the end, immigration agents arrested everybody.
When I got them they still had the two inch rubber tips or tits...whatever you wanna call them in the tips of the paddles. When I took them off they were still there....just shorter. These paddles work very well.