[roadkill]

Next time you use an ATM... If you're behind someone, wait till they enter their PIN and then say... "Got it, Thanks"... And then walk away.

Game, Set, Match = Tennis
Set Match, Run = Arson

Next time you're out driving around. Find a real old couple... Get next to them and lay on your horn, flash your lights, shake your fist at them, flip them off and yell at them... for no reason... "Frank what did you do?"... "I didn't do anything"... "You must've done something, that guy's really mad, he didn't honk at you for nothing" Lets see if Frank can convince his wife that he didn't do anything wrong.

The other day I was in the store getting a few little items. The clerk asked me if I needed a bag. I replied... "No thanks, I'm already married"

Fact... A study was done recently about breast sizes. It seem that the average breast size has gone from an average of a "B" cup to a "C" cup over the last 10-15 years. The reason they think is because of hormones in foods. Lets hear it for hormones! I think they should add more! Lets see if we can get them to go to a "DD" in the next 10 years.

roadkill

 

[Baxter]

I know a similar story that happened when we got a lockin at the local pub.

The pub (bar) closed at 11pm and we were still drinking in the pub at 1am. Minimal lighting , no music etc etc , so not to alert neighbours or police . Anyway you get the picture .

There was about 6 of us locals and one of the guy's moblie rang. It was his wife. she asked where he was and said that he is in the pub.
Whilst this chat was going on , one of the barmaids walked up behind and wispered in his ear " Are you coming back to bed "
The wife hung up and we all started laughing.
It took 2 days and several phone calls from the pub owner to convince the wife it was a joke !:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[warlock28]

Ione of the barmaids walked up behind and wispered in his ear " Are you coming back to bed "
The wife hung up and we all started laughing.
It took 2 days and several phone calls from the pub owner to convince the wife it was a joke !:lmao::lmao::lmao:

My wife say's that that is not funny!!

It's very Very VERY funny!!

:yay::yay::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[vfm2010]

It's funny as hell as long as it's not you.

 

[BlackSheep]

It's funny as hell as long as it's not you.

+1!!!

 

[Paul B]

My wife drags me to the grocery store every week. I hate going, so I normally entertain myself by swinging by the pharmacy and picking up a box of Magnum XL condoms. I find an elderly couple and slip them into their cart when their not looking. I follow them till they find them. It is very entertaining.

And yes, its not a joke, I actually do this.
Paul B

 

[warlock28]

My wife drags me to the grocery store every week. I hate going, so I normally entertain myself by swinging by the pharmacy and picking up a box of Magnum XL condoms. I find an elderly couple and slip them into their cart when their not looking. I follow them till they find them. It is very entertaining.

And yes, its not a joke, I actually do this.
Paul B

Nice!
:hey: