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Here are some Tiger Woods Jokes.

Elin, I'm never going to complain about your backseat driving again..." --Tiger Woods

Who says no one can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club?

This whole incdent with Tiger Woods is very shocking…
He is generally really good after hitting a tree !!i

A third woman is being linked to Tiger Woods and she may be pregnant. Apparently Tiger had another accident while trying to pull out---

Christmas is three weeks away. If you'd like to get Tiger Woods a gift, I hear he needs a new ball cleaner---

Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the White House party crashers, now claim they were definitely invited to that State dinner and that they did nothing wrong. Turns out, Mrs. Salahi was also invited to spend the night with Tiger Woods---

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
--Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...

Why did Tiger Woods' wife use the 9 iron to break the rear window?
--Because she hated the driver...

What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey from Thanksgiving?
--She made him a club sandwich...

Tiger Woods canceled an appearance at his own golf tournament this week. He decided to crash at home instead---

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Apparently he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron---

If I were as rich as Tiger Woods, I would hire a chauffer to crash my car---

Tiger Woods has agreed to meet with Florida police...for a $20 million appearance fee---

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Jokes stolen... err, "borrowed" from 107.7


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Tiger Woods Jokes... Part 2

What course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson?
--Nobody cares if Phil Mickelson nails five footers...

Why does Tiger Woods wear two condoms?
--In case he gets a hole in one...

It's official! Tiger Woods is the world's greatest golfer. He can play four holes at once---

One of the women who slept with Tiger Woods says that they never talked about golf during sex. However, she says that before swinging, Tiger screams "Fore-play!"---

Longtime sponsors are standing by Tiger Woods. In fact, he just added to a new sponsor: Cheetos---

Nike has a new slogan: "Just Do Me"

Celebrities are reacting to the Tiger Woods scandal. Kanye West said, "Yo, Tiger Woods, I know you just crashed and I'm gonna let you finish...but Princess Diana had one of the best crashes of all-time"---

We're learning more about the moments leading up to Tiger Woods' car crash. Apparently his wife flew into a rage when she found out she got a golf club for Christmas, but Tiger's girlfriends each got pearl necklaces---

What's the difference between David Letterman and Tiger Woods?
--Two months...

Tiger Woods apologized yesterday for his "personal sins" and agreed to change his first name to the more appropriate "Cheetah"---

You've gotta feel bad for Tiger Woods. He makes millions of dollars breaking nearly every PGA record and his wife still has a better golf swing---

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
--Santa only has three "Ho's"...

What do Tiger Woods and a plumber have in common?
--Neither knows how to cover his ass...

Looks like Tiger has been playing a lot more than 18 holes---

Tiger Wood's stable of alleged mistresses is now up to six. His actual name on his birth certificate explains it all: Tigers Wood---

One of Tiger Woods girlfriends has come forward and said he is bad in bed. Apparently he finishes a few strokes under par---

If Tiger had cheated with women that were older than him, would we be telling Cougar Woods jokes?

roadkill (attachment is his newest skank)

P.S. Jokes again stolen from 107.7 (S.F. Rock Station)

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wow, funny how you can go from being a hero to some one day and laughing stock of all the next day.

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The fall isn't the problem it's that sudden stop that does it every time.
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