Do you know why the LSU football team should change their names to the "Opossums"?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why doesn't LSU have ice on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
What do get when you breed a groundhog and an LSU football player?
Six more weeks of bad football.
How many LSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
The LSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after the sentence?" All the players raised their hands, "The appeal!", they shouted with pride.
What do you call a person from LSU in a three piece suit?
Why is it that the LSU football team doesn't have a web site?
They can't string three Ws together.
What does the average LSU player get on his SATs?
What is the best four years of an LSU student's life?
Yeah, sucks for those LSU fans at the stadium. I was in line at the grocery store and some lady was saying scalpers were getting 1200 per seat in her area that she had two season tickets. I told her that I would sell that in a heart beat, she thought the experience was worth $2400 at that time on Friday. I bet she doesn't feel like she had a $2400 experience now...