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....and dont get your KY mixed up with your toothpaste.....
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That reminds me of a story my mate told me.
Anyway my mate sprayed his back with pain relief spray, rubbed it in as the can said and went to be bed and feeling kinda frisky( trying to keep this clean) started cuddling his girlfriend. His girlfriend was not in the mood and went to sleep. Every male knows there is only one way to turn a light off (meterfore). So goes to the bathroom to turn the light off. Jumps back into bed and goes to sleep. 2 hours , he wakes up with a burning feeling and itchiness down below which gets worse. He ends up in the shower buck naked with the water running cold on his nether regions. His girlfriend walks in as she wants to go to the loo and see's him in the shower" what the hell are you doing in the shower at 3am in the morning " He replies with red face "eeeeerrrrrrmmmm, I couldn't sleep ,so I thought I'd take a shower to see if that helps". He say's "it makes everything swell" .:lmao::lmao::lmao:
Anyway my mate sprayed his back with pain relief spray, rubbed it in as the can said and went to be bed and feeling kinda frisky( trying to keep this clean) started cuddling his girlfriend. His girlfriend was not in the mood and went to sleep. Every male knows there is only one way to turn a light off (meterfore). So goes to the bathroom to turn the light off. Jumps back into bed and goes to sleep. 2 hours , he wakes up with a burning feeling and itchiness down below which gets worse. He ends up in the shower buck naked with the water running cold on his nether regions. His girlfriend walks in as she wants to go to the loo and see's him in the shower" what the hell are you doing in the shower at 3am in the morning " He replies with red face "eeeeerrrrrrmmmm, I couldn't sleep ,so I thought I'd take a shower to see if that helps". He say's "it makes everything swell" .:lmao::lmao::lmao:
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