[Nash04]

Listening to a radio station and they are asking the callers to call in with the weirdest names they ever heard of and 2 of them were funny

1> Anita.......Dick= Anita Dick
2> Harry......Johnson= Harry Johnson

There were others funny ones and feel sorry for those kids but only remembers those 2

Do you know of any

 

[scuzz]

When I used to put in home alarms I had a customer with "Thumfart" as her last name. It wasn't even her maiden name.

I also grew up with twins I SWEAR TO GOD named:

Orangejello
Lemonjello

If I had a yearbook I would scan them in to prove it.

Here's one I thought was funny (but do not know him)

 

[silliestdaddy]

I got some kinfolk named Futch, be careful and don't stutter on that one.lol

 

[Tim700xx92]

I have a old friend named bort

 

[droby1242]

in the navy when your in boot camp everyone is a seaman. needless to say the division next to me had a guy with the last name Swallower. So he was known as Seaman Swallower

 

[scuzz]

in the navy when your in boot camp everyone is a seaman. needless to say the division next to me had a guy with the last name Swallower. So he was known as Seaman Swallower

Yeah, there's just no winning with that last name.

 

[dagirl71]

Yeah, there's just no winning with that last name.

unless your a girl bet she'd get a lot of free drinks at the bar! lol

ok customers we have had over the years:

Debra Sweetits (she pronounced it swetiz good try)
Herb Lippshitz (we always wonder what his but hole did if his lips shit)
Richard Shaker (he goes by Dick owns LM store try to keep a straight face)

I know there are more give me time to remember these just stick in my mind!

 

[5W0P3]

haha great thread!

 

[skier207]

Growing up in Michigan I lived just down the street from the Boob family. I used to go to a Doc named Lippshitz (I see Dagirl is familiar).

 

[Craigy72]

Don't forget Phill McKracken and Mike Hunt.

 

[TRX_Sixpac_700xx]

When I used to put in home alarms I had a customer with "Thumfart" as her last name. It wasn't even her maiden name.

I also grew up with twins I SWEAR TO GOD named:

Orangejello
Lemonjello

If I had a yearbook I would scan them in to prove it.

Here's one I thought was funny (but do not know him)

I really hope this guy is a Captain in the Army.

 

[Snowdog]

My mom used to ran a day care center and one of her kids was named Ajax, no freakin lie!

 

[TRX_Sixpac_700xx]

I worked with a guy named Richard Stiff and of course at work they would put last name first and first name last so it would show up on paper as
Stiff, Richard. Of course, throw in the short name for Richard and ....

I've met someone by the name of Harry Boner pronounced with a long 'O' and not a short 'O' like some.

I know that there are others but I can't think of them.

 

[Baxter]

I worked with a guy named Richard Stiff and of course at work they would put last name first and first name last so it would show up on paper as
Stiff, Richard. Of course, throw in the short name for Richard and ....

I've met someone by the name of Harry Boner pronounced with a long 'O' and not a short 'O' like some.

I know that there are others but I can't think of them.

We had a guy work for us called Richard Wright and we call "Right Dick"
Also the Honda dealership near us was owned by Bill Head and he called his son Nick and of course we changed that one to Dick.

 

[redrider]

worked with an indian guy that picked the american name "peter johnson"

 

[Baxter]

When I was way younger , we use to go through the phone book and look for strange names and called up a Japanese guy called " Ho Fuk Wam "
This was real funny because he had an English accent, better than mine.:haha:

 

[700xxmaniac]

mr. dicken... tech teacher

 

[crwh45]

I have a few. in korea, one of the guys there wanted an American name, so we were talking and this guy nick was like OJ (as in simpson) and the guy was like "YEAH, SOUNDS AWESOME MANEEE, LIKE THE DRINK' lol.

In Charleston, there were two girls there. One's last name was Saltie-Sac, the other Guzzler. Both were ET's, so when they were ETSN, it was SEAMAN Saltie-Sac, and Seaman Guzzler. LMFAO. They let them call themselves Fireman's after all the ridicule they got.

 

[VelociRaptor]

Shithead Jones, pronounced Shi-thead.
Japanese sisters Fuk Yu and Fuk Mi Morisomu(?).
Chikita Cotham(went to HS with her).
Anita Ditt, worked on her car once.

 

[D Bergstrom]

I had a college proffessor named Richard Harden. The other proffessor's would call him Dick, you can figure out the rest.

Doug