A swift kick to the ass.

Last night was the 3rd night this week for me to not stay at home haha. Dont think valentines day is gonna go to well.

 

I finished the week out at 5/7 nights not stayed at home last week... i think that's almost a record.

 

i dumped mine so i dont have to deal with the holiday.lol

 

Its ok...only the third time this week. I can't complain...It could have been 7/7 instead of 3/7I knew where you were
I didn't like it

lol

 

lul wat

 

i am a bachelor right now so i didnt buy crap, except for my daughter, she is my sweetheart!

 

That's EXACTLY what i'll be doing.

 

bunch of cheapo's...haha honestly for me its all in the card... so I got hubby one from the dog....think he'll like it? lol

 

she got a 400ex 4 christmas u mean i gotta get her somethin else i thought i was done 4 the year shit ill b back gotta go to the damn store ugggh

 

Sorry to break the news but a different year!!!!

 

im a lucky man i married the sweetest woman in the world and shes even better looking then the 700xx, she got flowers, candy, cards with mushie stuff said, dinner, and my heart!

 

Sent cards to my wife and kids who are 800 miles away.

 

My wife got me a card that read,

To my wonderful husband

Lots of women marry a guy
and then try to change him,
But not me - I love you
just the way you are !

Inside.

BUT DON'T GET ANY WORSE !

Made me laugh.:lmao:

 

I got my wife a card and she got me the 700xx yesterday. Boy am I lucky

 

Four dozen tulips and a balloon, In return I got a watch, Ed hardy cologne & Polo Blue cologne. I think I got the better deal lol

 

wow 48 tulips...huh? i dont think you bought enough...jk...must be her favorite

 

Yep, It's her favorite. She gets better use out of them then roses also. She'll usually put them in a couple of vases and put them throughout the house.

 

I took her riding/camping and then out to lunch on the way home.

 

Don't get me wrong here... my X was good in bed... and all my friends agree.
Look in the dictionary and next to the word "skank", you'll see her picture.

roadkill

 

I got my wife a bracelet with a dozen roses and she got me a stuffed dog that has horns because of the develish glint in my eye as she puts it lol

 

Fresh Trouser Trout smothered in loin gravy, with a tube steak smothered in underwear!

 

My wife doesn`t like me to spend money on flowers that only last a few weeks, "not practical" so I got her an african violet that will last for years, a card, and took her out to dinner.

 

i got my gurl a big ass teddy bear that i had to smush in the car lol.. a card n dinner n 13 roses (12 real 1 fake) n a card that said ill love u till the last rose dies....she started crying n im think yea i did good n shes like ull only love me for a few more days?? i bursted out laughing i tried so hard to hold it back but i couldnt.. she didnt realise there was a fake one in there

 

I took my wife to NYC for the weekend. We both had a great time and she loves going there. I leave for Glamis, CA on Saturday so this past weekend was all about her...

 

My gf got me Hangover on bluray, 2lbs of jerky, and some other junk. Im takin her out to a nice dinner when I see her again, even though neither of us like the idea of the day.

 

Hangover was hilarious! I don't watch much TV but Hangover is a must

 

Pineapple Express was a little funnier to me, don't get me wrong, I liked it though.

Red: You don't think I can handle danger?
Dale Denton: What are you talking about?
Saul: You can.
Red: I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this.
[He shows them his shaved armpits]
Red: You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro.
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

 

So, maybe a result of valentines day... or lack there of... i signed a lease on an apartment today lol.