[roadkill]

I'll start...

I sent my x-wife a nice box of dead/dry flowers on a bed of broken glass. I was disappointed with Hallmark because I couldn't find a card that said "F*ck off you blood sucking vampire bitch"

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[5W0P3]

A swift kick to the ass.

Last night was the 3rd night this week for me to not stay at home haha. Dont think valentines day is gonna go to well.

 

[RemingtonSteel]

i dumped mine so i dont have to deal with the holiday.lol

 

[5W0P3]

Its ok...only the third time this week. I can't complain...It could have been 7/7 instead of 3/7I knew where you were
I didn't like it

lol

 

[scuzz]

lul wat

 

[tbird88]

i am a bachelor right now so i didnt buy crap, except for my daughter, she is my sweetheart!

 

[5W0P3]

i am a bachelor right now so i didnt buy crap, except for my daughter, she is my sweetheart!

That's EXACTLY what i'll be doing.

 

[dagirl71]

bunch of cheapo's...haha honestly for me its all in the card... so I got hubby one from the dog....think he'll like it? lol

 

[b.courtney_700xx]

she got a 400ex 4 christmas u mean i gotta get her somethin else i thought i was done 4 the year shit ill b back gotta go to the damn store ugggh

 

[ssxr600]

im a lucky man i married the sweetest woman in the world and shes even better looking then the 700xx, she got flowers, candy, cards with mushie stuff said, dinner, and my heart!

 

[scuzz]

Sent cards to my wife and kids who are 800 miles away.

 

[Baxter]

My wife got me a card that read,

To my wonderful husband

Lots of women marry a guy
and then try to change him,
But not me - I love you
just the way you are !

Inside.

BUT DON'T GET ANY WORSE !

Made me laugh.:lmao:

 

[bigal]

I got my wife a card and she got me the 700xx yesterday. Boy am I lucky

 

[smo0oth1]

Four dozen tulips and a balloon, In return I got a watch, Ed hardy cologne & Polo Blue cologne. I think I got the better deal lol

 

[ceballos]

wow 48 tulips...huh? i dont think you bought enough...jk...must be her favorite

 

[smo0oth1]

Yep, It's her favorite. She gets better use out of them then roses also. She'll usually put them in a couple of vases and put them throughout the house.

 

[700xxx]

I took her riding/camping and then out to lunch on the way home.

 

[5W0P3]

A swift kick to the ass.

Last night was the 3rd night this week for me to not stay at home haha. Dont think valentines day is gonna go to well.

I finished the week out at 5/7 nights not stayed at home last week... i think that's almost a record.

 

[roadkill]

Don't get me wrong here... my X was good in bed... and all my friends agree.
Look in the dictionary and next to the word "skank", you'll see her picture.

roadkill

 

[trkr1001]

I got my wife a bracelet with a dozen roses and she got me a stuffed dog that has horns because of the develish glint in my eye as she puts it lol