Oh, that was you? My bad.You know your life sucks when....
your running in the rain under your umbrella into the store and some asshole soaks you with a puddle!!!
(me this morning going into dunkin donuts) :steamed:
well than I have a few choice words for you!Oh, that was you? My bad.
roadkill
ofcourse you can work on selling that wolverineWhen you want to buy a 700xx but can't afford to!
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
when break yourself over something stupid and cant ride ur xx
Not to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.
You and your brother are twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the ass butt!
I laughed :funny:Not to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.
You and your brother are symese twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the same ass!
I wantd to add I will remove if anyone feels this is offensive or inappropriate.
When you start to brush your teeth and realize the wife put the KY in bathroom beside the sink.......
And it is not your wife either !:lmao:...and it's not your tube of KY!
hahaNot to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.
You and your brother are symese twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the same ass!
I wantd to add I will remove if anyone feels this is offensive or inappropriate.