[roadkill]

Even your inflatable GF claims to have a headache... every night!

OK, your turn now. Finish the title sentence.

roadkill

 

[dagirl71]

You know your life sucks when....

your running in the rain under your umbrella into the store and some asshole soaks you with a puddle!!!

(me this morning going into dunkin donuts) :steamed:

 

[roadkill]

You know your life sucks when....

your running in the rain under your umbrella into the store and some asshole soaks you with a puddle!!!

(me this morning going into dunkin donuts) :steamed:

Oh, that was you? My bad.

roadkill

 

[Snowdog]

When you want to buy a 700xx but can't afford to!

 

[dagirl71]

Oh, that was you? My bad.

roadkill

well than I have a few choice words for you!

hahaha I have cream colored slacks on and a light pink top you do the visual...I look like neapolitan icecream! thank god I live close and go home to change for lunch!

 

[dagirl71]

When you want to buy a 700xx but can't afford to!

ofcourse you can work on selling that wolverine
or stop giving the wife your whole paycheck :lmao:

 

[VelociRaptor]

When you start to brush your teeth and realize the wife put the KY in bathroom beside the sink.......

 

[Baxter]

When you're sat on the start line and forget to turn the ignition ON !
Dumbass!!!!

 

[smo0oth1]

Life sucks for the devil.... Hell froze over!







New Orlean Saints SuperBowl Champions Baby!!! WHO DAT!!!!

 

[scuzz]

You guys really need to check out FML.com. Here's and example:

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

 

[RemingtonSteel]

when break yourself over something stupid and cant ride ur xx

 

[dagirl71]

when break yourself over something stupid and cant ride ur xx

I feel bad for you hope your up and rding soon

 

[Shovelhead]

When your wife says she needs new batteries & you think they are for the flashlight.....hno:

 

[Greg50Lt]

Not to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.

You and your brother are symese twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the same ass!

I wantd to add I will remove if anyone feels this is offensive or inappropriate.

 

[Shovelhead]

Not to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.

You and your brother are twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the ass butt!

This is disturbing...hno:....lol

 

[smo0oth1]

Not to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.

You and your brother are symese twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the same ass!

I wantd to add I will remove if anyone feels this is offensive or inappropriate.

I laughed :funny:

 

[Snowdog]

When you start to brush your teeth and realize the wife put the KY in bathroom beside the sink.......

...and it's not your tube of KY!

 

[Baxter]

...and it's not your tube of KY!

And it is not your wife either !:lmao:

 

[lager1]

Not to affend anyone just thought it was funny so here goes.

You and your brother are symese twins, and he's gay your straight and his b/f is comming over tonight and you share the same ass!

I wantd to add I will remove if anyone feels this is offensive or inappropriate.

haha

 

[lager1]

When you go for jury duty and are picked for a 5 -7 day case