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post #1 of 37 Old 02-01-2010, 02:56 PM Thread Starter
 
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How to get your neighbor to sweep YOUR sidewalk...

First off, there are skateboarders next door and they like to do "tricks" and call each other "dude" most afternoons. They have their ramps and rails and such stuff to do their tricks off of.

I wait till my sidewalk gets dirty and then go out there late at night and spread a bunch of kitty litter all over the place... in front of their house as well as several of the houses next to them... takes all of 2 minutes to do it good. Have you ever seen a skateboard wheel hit something like a piece of kitty litter? Skateboard stops dead, but the rider doesn't. This forces them to sweep the sidewalk... all the sidewalk... before they can skate. It also forces them to do a real good job because it only takes one piece of missed kitty litter to land them on their face... that can be quite funny as well.


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you are very creative! and scary to have as a neighbor...riding your quad two stories, stinky dog, kitty litter...what else do you put the neighborhood through! lol

I would however live across the street laughing my butt off I am sure!



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That's awesome! I would also love to have you as a nieghbor.

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Let's hope they don't write "eat shit" in table salt on your lawn in big letters.

That takes about two weeks or so to produce noticeable results.



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Second on Scuzz, I wouldn't sweep it up. I'd get revenge.

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Going to try that one scuzz.
Do remember he is from San Franfreakshow.
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lol - the funny thing is that it kills the grass for a long time but is really hard to detect, plus it doesn't hurt animals. (well, unless you count slugs)



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Def gonna try that.

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1. They don't know it's me that does it... that's why I spread it in front of several houses... actually apartment buildings... could even be one of the neighbors from the apartments across the street.

2. I don't have a lawn. In S.F., many houses butt right up to the sidewalk.

3. They don't know it, but I'm their landlord. I just use a property management company for those apartments.

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roadkill I like you more and more I find out... I bet you have stories that would make me cry with laughter!



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