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Had to share this...

There is no "humor" section, so I'm putting this here.


A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.


'Nice bike,' the cop said. ' Did Santa bring it for you?'

'Yes sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did.'

The cop looked the bike over and handed the little girl a $5.00 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did.'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:
'Next year tell Santa;
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!'



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thats frickin funny!


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There is no "humor" section, so I'm putting this here.


Sure there is, the Off-Topic forum...you're in it.


Funny! lol
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