“Fellow comrades in mediocrity, I want you to listen carefully..." - Club700XX - Honda TRX700XX Forum
User Tag List

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 11:02 AM Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
Amerikanzero's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Nash-Evil TN.
Posts: 180
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 22 Post(s)
Garage
“Fellow comrades in mediocrity, I want you to listen carefully..."

Hey, all. I wanted to take a moment and make my obligatory introduction.

My name is Bryan and this is my story…

THE PAST… I spent the majority of my youth under the hot desert sun of Arizona doing what most other boys my age did, chasing spiders, snakes and lizards. She arrived on my 15th birthday in the winter of 1989 and boy was she a beauty. Her name was, Honda Fourtrax 250R. I was in love instantly. Insanely. I am fairly certain that the feeling was mutual. We were best friends from the moment we met. I guess you could say that we was like "peas and carrots". I rode her all that summer and the next and the next. I even took her to Glamis once with her friend Kawasaki Tacate 4. I spent every free moment I had with her. You couldn’t pry me away from her with a crowbar and believe me, they tried! I would have probably rode her until her wheels fell off or my legs fell off, whichever came first, if it weren’t for that damned black mustang that stole me away from her. As it is when we are young, other girls came and went and time went by and I saw less and less of her until that fateful day in the spring of 1994 came and I had to say goodbye. I left her alone on my mama’s back porch as I set out to find my way in this crazy world. I may have been gone but she was always in my memory and never far from my heart.

I returned home in the summer of 2000 to find that my room had been painted pink (yuck, thanks mom) and most of my stuff had been packed up and put away in storage. Lots of things change in six years, but some things stay the same. I decided that it was time I went to visit my old girl. I walked over to the garage where she lived and threw open the door. There she was waiting for me, in all of her red, white, and blue glory! I approached her slowly and made my way around to stand by her side, running my fingers along the curve of her fenders as I went along. I slid onto her seat and flipped her little red switch to “on”. I Pulled her close and gave her a couple good strong kicks, one… two… three… Vroooom!! She came to life with a vengeance. I gave her a few twists of the throttle (yeah, we gave her a twist throttle) and she screamed with delight, as did I. The feel of her heart rumbling beneath me, the sound of her melodic roar in my ears, the scent of her sweet exhaust filled my senses. Suddenly my mind was flooded with memories of racing across the wide open desert with wild, reckless abandon and flying full bore down miles and miles of dusty, dry riverbeds towards the craggy mountains that beckoned me ever closer to them in the distance. I was feeling more than a little nostalgic and more than I had felt for anything else in a long time. I realized that I had better stop and catch my breath before I began sobbing like a small child and embarrassed myself. I flipped the switch to “off” and dismounted her. I was surrounded by a profound silence and at once I felt very alone. I sat down on an old paint can and stared at her, memorizing every scratch, every nick and remembering where each and every one had come from. A smile formed on my lips. After some time I gathered my composure and dusted myself off. It was time to get back up to the house. I gave her one last kick to her tire and a teary-eyed wink as I rounded the corner and headed back into reality. Little did I know that this was to be the last time I ever saw her. Mom sold her to a nice family down the street in ’04. She was 105 years old in dog years and she was ready for a new home, mom says. I wonder if she remembers me and if she ever thinks about me once in awhile. I do miss her so.

THE PRESENT… It was May of this year that I finally decided that it was time to stop mourning and move on. I began searching around at the local Honda “singles” sights (it’s so much easier nowadays) to see what was out there when I came across this black beauty (you know who I am talking about). She was lean and mean and… what, 686 cc’s??! Do my eyes deceive me? I must admit that I was a little intimidated at first. I mean, look at her. I started lurking around on club700xx.com and after reading about all of her amazing attributes and stellar abilities I decided I would give her a shot. Besides if that dude in Transformers could land Megan Fox then surely I can get this with this girl! I made the 2 hour trip to Chattanooga to meet her in person. When I met her I was speechless. She was even better than I had hoped and imagined! She is a BIG lady, but she definitely turns some heads. She has a great personality and I love her “bad girl” attitude. Yeah, I think I could definitely fall for a girl like this. I am growing fonder of her with each passing day. Now all that’s left to do I suppose is to take her out and see what she is capable of! Yes, I do believe that I can give this one my heart, but that ragged old loud-mouth, red-headed two stroke will always have my soul!

Please forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes. I was in a hurry. J

Last edited by Amerikanzero; 08-13-2010 at 12:26 PM.
Amerikanzero is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 11:25 AM
Senior Member
 
CNC_guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Monticello, KY
Posts: 211
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
That was awesome.

Welcome!
CNC_guy is offline  
post #3 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 12:16 PM
 
scuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Internet Superhero
Posts: 6,389
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 12 Post(s)
scuzz is offline  
 
post #4 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 12:18 PM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Northampton PA
Posts: 143
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Very cool
lager1 is offline  
post #5 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 12:31 PM
 
dagirl71's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,923
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Send a message via AIM to dagirl71
wow! now that was an enjoyable read! cant wait to read more about this lady whole stole your heart ;)

scuzz, I to was sad it end as well...

welcome to the site!



Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

Da Girl
Quit your whining get out and ride
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

When you strive to be like someone all you end up being is a good copy of a great original!!!Be your own GREAT ORIGINAL!!!
dagirl71 is offline  
post #6 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 12:33 PM
 
scuzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Internet Superhero
Posts: 6,389
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 12 Post(s)
Watch out she will give you monkey butt if you're not too careful.



100% free webcam site! | Awesome chicks and it is absolutely free! | Watch free live sex cam - easy as 1-2-3
scuzz is offline  
post #7 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 12:53 PM
Senior Member
 
CNC_guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Monticello, KY
Posts: 211
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by scuzz View Post
Watch out she will give you monkey butt if you're not too careful.
Under Armour nut huggers FTW.
CNC_guy is offline  
post #8 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 01:13 PM
 
Red-N-BlackXX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: E.Kentucky
Posts: 3,184
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
X2 on the under armor!!! This dude can write! Sweet ;)
Red-N-BlackXX is offline  
post #9 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 01:16 PM
 
dagirl71's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,923
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Send a message via AIM to dagirl71
cnc guy whats a:"Under Armour nut huggers"

Bryan has mad talent thats for sure!



Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

Da Girl
Quit your whining get out and ride
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

When you strive to be like someone all you end up being is a good copy of a great original!!!Be your own GREAT ORIGINAL!!!
dagirl71 is offline  
post #10 of 29 Old 08-13-2010, 01:33 PM
Senior Member
 
CNC_guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Monticello, KY
Posts: 211
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by dagirl71 View Post
cnc guy whats a:"Under Armour nut huggers"

Bryan has mad talent thats for sure!
http://www.amazon.com/HeatGear-Boxer...1724224&sr=1-3

For all your monkey butt needs.
CNC_guy is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Club700XX - Honda TRX700XX Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome